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Mains30 min
The Tremendous T-Bone
A T-bone steak prepared exactly the way a certain someone likes it — well-done, with ketchup. Many chefs are furious. Many people are delighted. The steak doesn't care.
5/5
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Drinks15 min
Impeachment Peach Sangria
A refreshing peach sangria that somehow manages to be both beloved and divisive. Every sip is a proceeding. Every glass a verdict.
4/5
VegetarianVegan
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Appetizers45 min
Filibuster Fries
Loaded fries that go on and on and on, just like a Senate filibuster. By the time you finish, you'll have forgotten what you were originally eating for.
3/5
VegetarianGluten-Free
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Desserts60 min
Cryptocurrency Crumble
An apple crumble whose value fluctuates wildly depending on market conditions. Sometimes it's golden perfection, sometimes it crashes. DYOR (Do Your Own Recipe).
3/5
Vegetarian
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Appetizers30 min
The Art of the Dill Pickles
The namesake recipe. Classic dill pickles brined in vinegar, garlic, and unapologetic satire. Every jar is a masterpiece of negotiation between salt and sour.
3/5
VegetarianVegan
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Vegetarian40 min
Kale of the Chief
A hearty kale salad that proves vegetables can be just as divisive as any policy proposal. Massaged kale with tahini dressing and roasted chickpeas.
2/5
VegetarianVegan
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The main event. Center of the plate. Center of attention.
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Sweet victories. Every. Single. Time.
🍹Drinks
Beverages so good, you'll want to toast yourself.
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Plants. The best plants. From the best gardens.
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Maximum flavor. Minimum spending. Art of the deal.
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Power meals for power players. Served before noon.
🌍Migrant Meals
World flavors that crossed every border — no visa required, just a fork and an open mind.